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Thursday, May 1, 2008

ITS BEEN A WILD WEEK, THANK GOD ITS ALMOST OVER!

NOTHING REALLY NEW HAPPENED THIS WEEK JUST FELT LIKE I WAS RUNNING NON STOP!!! I AM SO READY FOR THE WEEKEND!!! I NEED TO SLOW DOWN FOR SECOND AND BREATHE!! LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!! NOT!!!

WELL I HAVE TO SAY THE BLOG WORLD HAS BECOME RATHER DULL; NO COMMENTS, NO ONE HARDLY UPDATES, BORING, BORING,BORING. WHATS THE DEAL FOLKS?? HAVE I COMPLETLY RAN OFF ALL OF MY BLOG STALKERS?? HAVE I JUST BORED YOU TO DEATH OR WHAT? HAVE I SECRETLY PISSED YOU OFF?? WTH, I MISS YOU GUYS!! I TRULY LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR COMMENTS AND SEEING UPDATES. I HAVE EVEN TRIED NOT TO POST EVERYDAY AND I STILL GET NO RESPONSE. I KNOW I HAVE NO BIG THRILLING STORIES, NO PICTURES TO SHOW, NO LAYOUTS TO SHARE, (THATS ONLY CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST THEM) I TRULY LIKE TYPING MINDLESS STUFF FOR OTHERS TO READ, THIS IS KINDA LIKE MY ADULT WORLD DIARY. BORING I KNOW, BUTS ITS ME!!!! SO, GIVE ME SOME FEED BACK OR I WILL JUST KEEP ME TO ME!!!! THAT COULD BE HAZARDEOUS BUT I AM WILLING TO SHUT UP AND MOVE ON!!!!

ONE MORE QUICK THING, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER FALLEN FOR THE SALES PERSON THAT COMES TO YOUR HOUSE TO SHOW THE LATEST AND GREATEST PRODUCTS AND YOU END UP BUYING THE ENTIRE SET. WELL GUESS WHAT FOLKS, I DID!!! LAST NIGHT I HAD A REALLY BUBBLY GIRL COME TO MY HOUSE, SHE HANDED ME THIS PIECE OF PAPER AND ASKED ME IF I NEEDED ONE ROOM OR TWO PIECES OF FURNITURE CLEANED. I OF COURSE SAID YES, (MY COUCH), AND THEN ASKED WHAT THE CATCH WAS AND SHE EXCLAIMED NO CATCH, JUST TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THEM. SHE THEN TOLD ME SHE WOULD BE BACK IN ABOUT 20 MIN WITH HER CREW. 20 MIN. LATER SHE WAS BACK AND SO WAS HER ONE MAN CREW CARRYING ALL OF THE CLEANING STUFF. I AM STILL THINKING THERE HAS GOT TO BE A CATCH!! THE MAN IS NOW IN MY HOUSE, WITH HIS HUGE CLEANING KIT. HE BEGINS TO SHOW ME THIS KIT AND HOW IT WORKS; HOW MUCH DIRT MY CLEANER IS MISSING, HOW MUCH NASTY STUFF HE CAN PULL OUT OF MY CARPET, MY DAUGHTERS MATTRESS, MY HARDWOOD FLOOR, AND THEN MY COUCH!!! NASTY NASTY STUFF!!!! I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAN!!! THE DIRT AND CRAP HE WAS SHOWING ME ON THESE FILTER THINGS WAS OVERWHELMING!!! I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SICK!!! WELL ON WITH HIS LITTLE SHOW, AND THEN HERE IT COMES, THE SALES PITCH!!! I WAS HOOKED, LINE AND SINKER!!! THATS RIGHT FOLKS HE HAD ME!!! I ENDED THE EVENING THE PROUD OWNER OF A NEW KIRBY VACUUM/SHAMPOOER FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF .............!! I WAS ABLE TO TALK HIM INTO TAKING MY OLD STUFF, 10 YR VACUUM AND 10 YR SHAMPOOER FOR 400.00 AND KNOCKING THE PRICE DOWN 1100.00 OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE OF THE NEW STUFF!!!! SO MY NEW PRICE WAS........!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BOMB!!!! I HAD HIM ALMOST EATTING OUT OF MY HAND!!!

OMG, HOW STUPID CAN A PERSON BE???? IF YOU LOOK UP STUPID IN THE DICTIONARY IT WOULD HAVE MY PICTURE!!!! I HAVE A MAID THAT COMES ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS AND CLEANS MY HOUSE SO I DON'T EVEN USE THE DAMN THING!!! WTH!!!! I AM SO DUMB!!!!! I AM KICKING MYSELF AS I AM TYPING THIS!!! I CAN JUST HEAR SOME OF YOU NOW!!!!!! "JENNIFER LYNN, WTH WERE YOU THINKING!" I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!

SO, THAT MADE FOR A VERY LONG BLOG , SORRY AGAIN IF I BORED YOU, TRY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY, DON'T BLOW AWAY IF YOU MAKE IT OUTSIDE, PEACE OUT AND REMEMBER I LOVE YOU!!!

JENNIFER :)

9 comments:

Christie said...

i read you faiyhfully missy! sorry for the lack of capitalization but i am typing one handed-baby in the other. not much ecitement at my house. just lots of quality time feeding the kiddo and playing with zach. i will try to update more! i promise!!!

~BuzyKeriBee~ said...

'JENNIFER LYNN' OMFG.... WTH... I SOO AN NOT BELIEVE YOU... JUST BECAUSE A CUTE GUY .. OR GIRL.. COME INTO YOUR HOME AND SHOW YOU STUFF.. SO WHAT.. OMG... I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOUR NEW $$$$$,$$$$,$$$$.00 KIRBY... YOU BETTER NOT HAVE GIVEN THEM MY NAME...LOL
TOOTLES!

Anonymous said...

I read your blog daily to see if you have updated. If it has not been update I check it several times a day waiting. You make me smile and I enjoy your blog news very much. Not sure about you and that Kirby. They are nice,a friend has had one for a few years and she loves loves loves it. But me and $$ or to close to part with that price tag. LOL
Have a great weekend. Chat with you soon.

Liz S said...

So spill what is the price or did I miss it?

AND OMG WTFH. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPENDING MONEY!!

Ok, I'm done. I want to see that thing in action. They come to my house all the time but I tell them I like my dirty house and furniture, Thank You

Yami said...

Good gracious!! have you *not* been to my blog this week? I think I've updated the thing at least 3 times, and with pictures!! Geesh, some people! (grin)

Anyway, keep posting, cause I'll keep reading......you are my daily giggle...HONEST!!! I love your honesty and humor!!!

Anonymous said...

Jennifer,
If you need somewhere to use your new investment,,,come on over to my place baby!!!! I love reading your blog, I don't always leave comment,,,I'm not good at that...
Have a great weekend.
Gina

Anonymous said...

Im still here lady, my monitor went out so Im computerless right now. I'm at Liz's today using hers for now. But have no fear I was having major withdrawal from reading the blog :(

Tracy

Summer said...

Hey there Chickie!!! We are here!!! You crack me up!!! I love reading your blog!!

You crack me up with the Kirby!! That is too funny!!

Anonymous said...

We are waiting for are update. Have a great week.