ALL I GOT TO SAY IS.....OMG!!!!

HAVE I EVER MENTIONED TO YOU GUYS THAT I JUST LOVE THE SHOW, "COPS"? WELL I DO. I KNOW KINDA OF A SICK SHOW TO WATCH, BUT, THE CRAZY, DUMB PEOPLE ON THERE GOTTA MAKE YOU LAUGH. WELL, LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT FOR SURE THEY WERE HAVING A LIVE VERSION OF THE SHOW IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I AM SURE SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING, WTH DOES THIS GIRL LIVE, WELL I AM IN A MIDDLECLASS SW WICHITA NEIGHBORHOOD, NOT UP THERE WITH THE JONES BUT NOT EXACTLY A DUMP EITHER. WELL BACK TO THIS CRAZY STORY. ABOUT 2AM THIS MORNING, WHEN I AM SURE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING I WAS AGAIN TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS NOT TO MENTION MINE. SO I WAS LAYING THERE WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE ONE OF THOSE DUMB MOTORCYCLE RIDERS CAME THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD REVING HIS BIKE AND OF COURSE SPEEDING AND THEN THE ACTION STARTS; I THEN SEE FLASHING LIGHTS WHICH OF COURSE GETS MY BIG BUTT (NO COMMENTS)OUT OF BED AND PEAKING THRU THE BLINDS TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON; IT APPEARS TO BE NOT ONE BUT PROBABLY 5 OR 6 POLICE CARS SCREAMING INTO OUR NECK OF THE WOODS; NOW OF COURSE MY HEART IS RACING, I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON SO I GO PEAKING OUT EVERY WINDOW TO SEE WHAT I CAN SEE; THE POLICE ARE NOW SEARCHING BY CAR, AND FOOT FOR THE MYSTERY PERSON, HUGE FLOOD LIGHTS AND WE EVEN GOT THE POLICE HELICOPTER WITH ITS BIG LIGHT SCOURING THE NEIGHBORHOOD; I AM THINKING TO MYSELF THIS DIRTBAG HAS HAD TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING BESIDES SPEEDING SO I CONTINUE TO PACE THE HOUSE, AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR, I NOTICE THE HELICOPTER IS LEAVING AND THE POLICE AT THE FRONT OF THE ADDITION ARE NO LONGER BLOCKING THE FRONT IN ONLY ENTRANCE TO OUR AREA, I NOW BELIEVE THEY HAVE EITHER CAUGHT THIS IDIOT OR I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS BUT GAVE UP. SO NOW THAT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS, I GET THIS FEELING IN MY GUT, CHECK NICOLE'S ROOM, OH, AND THANK GOD SHE IS SLEEPING PEACEFUL. I KNOW YOU ALL WERE THINKING THAT TOO SO REST ASSURED IT WAS NOT HER THIS TIME, THANK GOD!! I THEN GO TO BED ONLY TO WAKE LEROY UP(WHO HAS TO BE UP IN ABOUT AN HOUR AT THIS POINT) TO TELL HIM THE EXCITEMENT ONLY TO HAVE HIM TELL ME TO SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!! HE'S JUST NO FUN!!!! WELL AFTER I CALMED DOWN I DID MANAGE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. TALK ABOUT EXCITEMENT!!! I AM DYING TO KNOW WHO IT WAS. I ONLY KNOW A FEW PEOPLE DOWN THERE SO I'LL HAVE TO CHECK IT OUT LATER.

WOW, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS!!! TOTAL INTENSE!!!! I SO NEED TO A POLICE OFFICER!! I WOULD SO BE LIKE BARNEY FIFE THOUGH, THEY COULDN'T GIVE ME A BULLET AND I WOULD HAVE TO WEAR DEPENDS SINCE I KNOW THE FIRST PERSON TO POINT A GUN OR TRY TO HURT ME I WOULD JUST SHIT AND PEE MYSELF. NOT A PLEASANT THOUGHT!!! I BETTER STICK TO THE WALMART UNDERCOVER SHOPPER JOB I WANT AND LEAVE THE POLICE BUSINESS TO THE BRAVE ONES.

JUST SITTING HERE TYPING THIS MY HEART IS RACING AGAIN SO I NEED TO GO TAKE A VALIUM OR SOMETHING SO I DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK. TRY TO HAVE A GREAT DAY AND JUST REMEMBER I MIGHT NOT SAY IT MUCH, BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! PEACE OUT!!!