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Friday, January 18, 2008

ITS FRIDAY AND I HAVE NO REAL PLANS...

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE, I HAVE MADE NO PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND!! I HAVE DECIDED TO LOCK MYSELF IN MY SCRAPROOM ALL WEEKEND SO THAT ONE I CAN FINISH PUTTING IT BACK IN ORDER AND SO I CAN GET READY FOR GANZA!!! I REALIZED LAST NIGHT THAT I LEAVE ON THE 25TH, COME HOME ON THE 31ST, MY DAUGHTERS' 16TH BIRTHDAY IS THE 3RD AND CAG IS THE EIGHTH. OMG!!! I HAVE GOT TO GET PREPARED!!!SO THATS MY PLAN.....GET PREPARED!!!!!!

I WILL PROBABLY TRY TO ESCAPE FOR FOOD AND FOR TANNING BUT THATS IT!!! SPEAKING OF TANNING, AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR A WHILE NOW, I AM IN A "LEVEL 3 EXCELATOR BED" 40 PLUS BRIGHT BULBS, COOKING MYSELF FOR AT LEAST 12 MINUTES EACH TIME I GO, I HAVE BEEN ABOUT 7 OR 8 TIMES AND I THINK I AM GETTING DARK IN ALL OF THE PLACES NO ONE WILL SEE BUT ME!!! MY FACE HAS REALLY DARKEN UP, MY BOOBS AND GUT ARE DARK, MY FEET LOOK DARK BUT I AM DISAPPOINTED IN MY ARMS AND LEG AREA, THEY ARE GETTING THERE BUT REAL DANG SLOW; I HAVE A TAN LINE ALONG MY BACKSIDE, NO BARE BUTT TAN HERE GIRLS, SORRY NO COMMANDO TANNING. SO ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO FIX MY ARM AND LEG ISSUE? ITS AN ALL ENCLOSED BED, I ACTUALLY FIT IN THERE, SO NOTHING IS HANGING OUT. I HAVE EVEN PROPPED UP "THE GIRLS" SO THEY DON'T FALL IN MY ARMPITS AND CAUSE A SHADOW ON MY ARMS, WAIT A MINUTE, DO YOU THINK BY PROPPING THEM UP, I AM CAUSING A SHADOW ON MY LEGS? OKAY FOLKS, THEY ARE HUGE BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH TO CAUSE A SHADOW ON MY LEGS. SO ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR YOU GUYS ON HOW TO FIX MY PROBLEM, I ONLY HAVE TILL NEXT THURSDAY TO GET DARKER!!!!

NOW THAT I HAVE LEFT A WONDERFUL IMPRESSION OF MY NAKED (BUTT COVERED) BODY IN A TANNING BED FOR YOU GUYS TO THINK ABOUT ALL DAY, ILL BRING THIS TO A CLOSE FOR NOW.

SO EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, TAKE CARE, AND FOR THOSE OF US OFF ON MONDAY (MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY) ENJOY THE EXTRA TIME THIS WEEKEND.


LOVE TO YOU ALL,

JENNIFER :)

PS. YAMI, I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE BACK BLOGGING, MISSED YOU; AND JODIE, MISSED YOU TOO BABE, SLOW DOWN HONEY AND ENJOY EVERY SPARE SECOND YOU CAN. ALICIA, CHECK YOUR EMAIL THIS WEEKEND IF YOU CAN, ILL EMAIL YOU IF I GET STUCK ON MY CLIP IT UP!!! AND DOC SARAH IT WAS NICE HEARING FROM YOU TOO, I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS THE LEFT OUT STEP CHILD NOW!!! LOLOLOLO!

4 comments:

wolffx5 said...

I love to read your blog. It puts an absolute smile on my face everytime. You funny funny girl! I think that is always a tanning problem. You NEVER get darker on your legs. Or so it seems. You know they sell enhancers you can buy for $1 or $2 bucks. You might try one on your legs and arms. Be careful though, sometimes they make you itch or break out. Just try it on a small spot first. like you upper leg!

*Chelle* said...

Amy is right, get one of those accelerator's. That is the ONLY way I could ever get my Bazzill Orange Peel textured White legs to tan!!!

Good luck on your clip it up. Wish I could come over and play again!! Alas, gotta work as usual. BLAH!!!

Call me if you want. Later!!

aday said...

OMG!! LOL u crack me up I soo love coming here

Kim said...

Definitely try an enhancer. Ask them where you tan, they can definitely help you out. Try a sample of it and see how it works for you.
Is the tanning working for you pseriosis? I know it helps tremendously with my eczema. They say it makes it worse, but hogwash!
Have lots of fun at crop-a-ganza.