GOOD AFTERNOON, HOW IS EVERY ONE'S DAY GOING??? MINE STARTED OUT A LITTLE WEIRD BUT ITS GETTING A LITTLE BETTER AS TIME GOES ON. I WOKE UP ON THE STUPID FLOOR AGAIN, I SWEAR SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME BECAUSE I DO NOT REMEMBER EVEN GETTING UP TO BE ABLE TO GET ON THE FLOOR. STRANGE!!!! I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE FALLING OUT OF BED, MY BED AND DRESSER CAN'T BE BUT ABOUT THE WIDTH OF MY A__!!! OKAY FOLKS I KNOW I HAVE SOME JUNK IN THE TRUNK BUT NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP FROM BANGING MY SELF UP ON AT LEAST THE HANDLES ON MY DRESSER. NOT TO MENTION ITS ABOUT 3 FT OFF OF THE GROUND. PEOPLE PLEASE, DON'T BE HATE'N ON US BIG GIRLS!!! LOL!!!
OKAY NOW THAT STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK ABOUT??? AS YOU ALL KNOW ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARDS , CHRISTMAS PICTURES AND THOSE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS LETTERS. WELL I GOT A COUPLE OF THEM IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY AND I JUST HAVE TO KNOW IF I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS A HARD TIME WITH THEM. I LOVE HEARING FROM PEOPLE, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I JUST THINKS ITS FUNNY WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE THINGS LIKE," WELL MY BIRTHDAY WAS IN AUGUST, DID YOU KNOW THAT I TURNED 26. I 'VE STARTED GETTING THESE BAGS UNDER MY EYES BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP WELL . SPEAKING OF THAT, DID YOU KNOW MY HONEY GOT AN 10 POINT BUCK LAST WEEKEND AND WE TURNED IT ALL INTO JERKY." OKAY PEOPLE DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!!! THEY ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT LETTERS. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO WRITE A SHORT NOTE TO PUT IN MY CARDS THIS YEAR; SO I SAT DOWN AND BEGAN TO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I COULD WRITE AND THEY ONLY THINGS I COULD COME UP WITH WERE THE FOLLOWING; "WELL HI FOLKS JUST WANTED TO WRITE YOU A SHORT BUT SWEET NOTE TO LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW OUR LIVES WERE THIS PAST YEAR. WELL NICOLE DECIDED TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, SHE GOT OFF PROBATION IN JUNE, NO TROUBLE REALLY SINCE THEN, HAS HAD THE SAME GIRLFRIEND FOR A WHILE NOW, WELL I GUESS WE WON'T BE GRANDPARENTS THIS YEAR. LEROY, WELL LEROY'S LEROY. WE STILL HAVE A WEIRD MARRIAGE ARRANGEMENT, HE OPENED UP A SLOT CAR TRACK SO NOW HE'S REALLY NEVER HOME BUT HE DID MANAGE TO LET ME GET THE RING OF MY DREAMS. SO THOUGHT I'D KEEP TO MY WORD AND KEEP IT SHORT. SO TAKE CARE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.". WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK, THAT KINDA SUMS IT ALL UP DOESN'T IT??? OKAY REALLY I AM JUST POKING FUN AT MYSELF FOR BEING SO LAZY AND PROCRASTINATE ON DOING MY CARDS. SO FOLKS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT GET A CARD FROM ME THIS YEAR DON'T TAKE OFFENSE I AM JUST TO DANG LAZY. BUT I SURE WOULD LOVE A CARD FROM YOU GUYS, AND IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE A LETTER IN YOURS I PROMISE NOT TO BLOG ABOUT IT. LOLOLOLOL!!! SO I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY ADDRESS SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE TO GET A CARD OFF TO ME BEFORE CHRISTMAS, CAUSE THERE IS ONLY 12 MORE DAYS. NO STALKING PLEASE, OR NO CODS. MY ADDRESS IS 4824 S. CUSTER CIR., WICHITA, KS 67217. LOVE TO ALL OF YOU AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME THIS YEAR!!!
LOVE TO EACH OF YOU,
JENNIFER :)
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I ssssssssssssooooooooo agree with you about those letters that some people include in there cards. My SIL always sends one and it sounds like she's bragging every year about her wonderful life. It's really hard to be happy for her happy little life the years that our lives suck!!! :[ To me if I really cared that much about your life, don't you think I would have called and asked you about it, LOL.
(sorry that sounds a little bitchy, bad day) Oh well don't listen to me.
About sending out Christmas cards. I don't send them out either. I'm lazy but it also kills me to spend the money, the time, and the postage on something that people are gonna look at once and then throw them away. WHAT'S THE POINT!!
I'll get off here now, I'm beginning to depress myself, LOL.
Hope to see ya soon.
Liz
For as long as I can remember, my family has anxiously awaited the arrival of a certain Christmas letter from my aunt and her family because it used to be it became more obnoxious every year, about their picture perfect life and such. Since my cousins are grown, it's not so nauseating, and therefore less exciting to receive. My mom has toyed with the idea of writing a book of collected Christmas letters. How great would that be? I don't know if I will get around to card this year...we always go the photo route, but I can't get the little man to pose lately. If I send them, you will get one, but it won't be a priceless piece of art or anything exciting like that! :)
Okay..I've been laughing for about 10 minutes...I swear I love reading your blog...you always keeping me laughing..and yes, those "letter" Christmas cards are just a little weird. You're on my Christmas card list now sister!!
OMG! You know that I seriously Can't say OMG with out finishing the sentence?? You know which one it is...OMG Becky look at her butt. it is so Big! Anyway! I love your blog as well. I am tired of this NO sleep thing and that just made my evening! I think it's the perfect christmas letter!!!
Well, how funny is that!!! My MIL does a letter every year and she brags on and on about her daughter, her daughter's loser boyfriend and their daughter's three kids. Does she mention that neither her daughter or their dauhter's boyfriend can hold a job, stay in the same house/apartment for six months before being kicked out, or such like that?? NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! It's all happy, happy, joy, joy!!! Now about Josh (their son) and I?? Last year we rated three lines. They read something like, "Josh and Michelle are doing fine. They still live in Bel Aire with their two dogs. They both still work at Galichia." Yep!! Seriously, that's all we rated!!! Pffffftttt!!! Okay, move on!!!!!
Oh, hope Nicole's concert went well!!! See you SOON!!!! :)
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